i should not be seeing a politician on social media posting dunks and gotchas. shitposts are for the constituents.

I find the news so immobilising, especially 24 hour news. Repetitive atrocities followed by inane trivialities that don’t even scratch the surface.

no more white people telling us what would fix the world. it needs fixing because of white people. you’ve done enough, folks!

This is such a cool logo and it’s yours for €433. I first saw it on the front of a fried chicken spot in my city which isn’t the kind of place I expect to find cool designs lol

I can’t embed it but please watch this very relatable 5 second clip over and over like I did.

and who’s the dreadwinner in your relationship?

I want to build something sustainable in my life but I don’t know what when people come and go so often.

shoptholomew til you droptholomew

Music content videos be like “Professional Michael Jackson Impersonator Listens to Michael Jackson For The FIRST Time!”

i saw a post a few days ago where someone disagreed with the notion of saying “to each their own” regarding media and thought that, if you think something sucks, that you should stand by it and defend it with the fire of a thousands suns (heavily paraphrasing there) and i was like okay? it’s possible that you know you like something and someone doesn’t it’s not that big a deal so yeah to each their own. or vice versa. but this idea that everyone’s critiques need to be so strong one way or the other with no nuance is wild to me. a lot of critics nowadays feel like PRs or people with personal vendettas and neither are interesting.

it’s perfectly reasonable to say “i liked this, other people didn’t, and that’s okay!”

so many risk it alls, so little… i dunno, just a lot of hot people out there.

Your first brain looking at your second brain like “i just did that already!”

I love how they made Javier Bardem look like Om Puri in the film poster for No Country For Old Men.

I’m expected to feel bad for using air conditioning or even a fan all day when it’s 30°C outside but it’s perfectly reasonable for tech companies to build dozens of data centres for chatbots that get things wrong by design? And it’s fine when tech bros use the same amount of electricity that a country uses in a year for Bitcoin or whatever?

Just don’t point any of this out or you’ll get people bring it back to regular citizens who are the scum of the earth for their energy consumption which is allegedly worse. Could just be them trying to survive and get joy out of life but not that’s bad and Big Tech usage is vital.

They’ve got it backwards.

Would you still love me if I thought “blueberry” had three b’s in it?

are you free for a chat?
err, yeah sure. what’s it about?
[silence as you both walk to a meeting room]
what’s it about?
[continued silence]
what’s it about?!
[defeaning silence in the entire office]
TELL ME WHAT IT’S ABOUT!!!!!!!!

All I can handle right now is Hallmark movies.

One of the best things Microsoft ever did was integrating Windows Explorer with Internet Explorer. Peak tech.

tfw you get your second wind but you’ve got to go do something else

Summer has been too hot. I want my cooler/colder autumn days and then next year, it’s the Winter Olympics. Much needed serotonin!